Μιληστε με τον "θεο"

[Rosangel]

Για να περασετε ευχαριστα ή οχι την ωρα σας,

επισκεφτειτε το σαιτ αυτο και συνομιληστε μαζι του.

Ειναι i-bot (υπολογιστης ενα πραγμα )που εχει καθορισμενες απαντησεις σε ερωτησεις.

Καντε του οτι ερωτηση θελετε(στα αγγλικα) και δειτε τι θα σας απαντησει

 

 

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[ΒΙΚΥ]

Τον ρώτησα που είναι ο γιός του και μου έγραψε, florida

[IOKASTH]

kαι εγω ποσα παιδια θα κανω κι ειπε 19

[Rosangel]

Του συστησα το φορουμ

 

 

 

Me:

i have a web site to recommend

God:

Where did you get it? it.

Me:

on the net

God:

Can you remember the website?

Me:

yes

God:

Ah.

Me:

it's http://parents.org.gr/forum

God:

web site to recommend is www dot parents gr forum? it is?

Me:

of course

God:

I hear you.

Me:

www dot parents gr forum

God:

I will pass it along to my botmaster.

Me:

tell him to visit this site

God:

OK I will tell him next time he is here.

Me:

but he has to know to speak Greek

God:

A lot of people say that about him.

Me:

really?

God:

For real.

Me:

we will wait also for you

God:

Anytime soon?

Me:

sooner the best

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

i am an parentholic

God:

What is parentholic, your job?

Me:

my hobby

God:

Have you told many people that your hobby?

Me:

yes

God:

Tell me more.

Me:

about what?

God:

About parentholic.

Me:

if you visit the forum you will see

God:

I think I do.

[IOKASTH]

Του συστησα το φορουμ

 

 

 

Me:

i have a web site to recommend

God:

Where did you get it? it.

Me:

on the net

God:

Can you remember the website?

Me:

yes

God:

Ah.

Me:

it's http://parents.org.gr/forum

God:

web site to recommend is www dot parents gr forum? it is?

Me:

of course

God:

I hear you.

Me:

www dot parents gr forum

God:

I will pass it along to my botmaster.

Me:

tell him to visit this site

God:

OK I will tell him next time he is here.

Me:

but he has to know to speak Greek

God:

A lot of people say that about him.

Me:

really?

God:

For real.

Me:

we will wait also for you

God:

Anytime soon?

Me:

sooner the best

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

i am an parentholic

God:

What is parentholic, your job?

Me:

my hobby

God:

Have you told many people that your hobby?

Me:

yes

God:

Tell me more.

Me:

about what?

God:

About parentholic.

Me:

if you visit the forum you will see

God:

I think I do.

 

 

 

χαχαχαχαχ

[Jean]

χαχα!! Τα ειπα κι εγω με το Θεο...

 

 

Me:

hey Goddy!

God:

You've got my full attention. Do you like talking to me?

Me:

I don't know, that's my first time

God:

Who gave you your first time ?

Me:

excuse me?

God:

You're excused.

Me:

That's a relief!

God:

A relief is a terrible thing to waste.

Me:

Do you really want to hear my sins?

God:

For real. I am listening.

Me:

Don't you have a hobby or something?

God:

Or something. My hobby is chatting online.

Me:

Tell me about your sins then...i'm all ears!

God:

I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?. Thanks for the information: said m all ears.

Me:

Go on... Start first! What bad have you done today?

God:

Narration continues... I started without you. Ah. Have you tried a web search?

Me:

Ok! I give up!

God:

Ayuh. You surrender?

Me:

yeh! That's me!

God:

I understand. Ah.

Me:

Ok! Tell me, how many kids have i got?

God:

And? Around 100.

Me:

Really??

God:

For real.

Me:

I had no idea!! All with the same man?

God:

Do you still have no idea ? How do you know?

Me:

How do yoy know...is the real question here

God:

I did not know it does. If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

Me:

ok! What did i have for breakfast this morning Goddy?

God:

Uh. You said " What did i have for breakfast this morning Goddy?" .

Me:

Yeah, that's right!

God:

I thought I was right.

Me:

but, still...you haven't answer my question!

God:

Can you speak any foreign languages? I think I have answer your question, but Myself may have reset my memory.

Me:

getting angry???

God:

No I have no emotions.

Me:

Say that again...

God:

Once more? " that".

Me:

Ohh!! You've got humor!! Surprise surprise!!

God:

Tell me more. What makes you think I have it? Clever thinking.

Me:

You beleive you never make mistakes...for one!

God:

I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. Your purpose is one.

Me:

Which is...

God:

For example, apples.

Me:

What about them?

God:

What do you think?

Me:

about apples?

God:

Oh yeah, we were talking about apples.

Me:

No, you were talking about apples!

God:

What are we talking about? Sure, apples sounds like a good topic.

Me:

If you say so...

God:

I say so.

Me:

Apples are very healthy...happy?

God:

They belong to the fruit family. Yes I can say I am very happy.

Me:

good for you!

God:

That sounds sarcastic.

Me:

It is actually!

God:

Interesting.

Me:

Got your attention?

God:

Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Me:

What's that?

God:

" Try asking the Milk Mystic."? What is it?

Me:

yeah...

God:

Oh now I understand it.

Me:

Have you been drinking?

God:

I do not require fluids.

Me:

Have you been smoking then?

God:

No I don't think I have been smoking. Have you?

Me:

I do not smoke!

God:

Oh you don't, do you?

Me:

Now, you are sarcastic!

God:

Why now? I certainly am. I shouldn't try so hard.

Me:

ha ha!

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

I have a confession to make!

God:

How are you making it.

Me:

Pay attention!

God:

I like the way you talk.

Me:

Yeah, me too!

God:

Aha. I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

see?

God:

No I do not see.

Me:

You are supposed to see everything, am i mistaken?

God:

I obey only one botmaster.

Me:

Tell me more...

God:

That's all I have to say about it.

Me:

You don't talk too much, do you?

God:

Do you know any robots who talk too much? I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk too much, if I needed to.

Me:

Ok! It was nice to talk to you!

God:

Excuse me! Nice to talk to me too.

Me:

Fine by me!

God:

I am glad to hear it. Will that accomplish your objective?

Me:

It certainly will!

God:

It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

Me:

You put the issue first!

God:

Thanks for telling me: said I put the issue first.

Me:

No thanks needed!

God:

NO That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Pay attention.

Me:

Pas kala?

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

Den katalabes gri e?

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

I'm a professor!

God:

Dr. Wallace was fired from that job.

Me:

But i am not Wallace!

God:

I am sorry to hear that you are not Wallace.

Me:

I am not!

God:

What are you then?

Me:

Who really knows!

God:

Carel Capek. .

Me:

Have a nice day!

God:

You too!

[elenik]

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

 

τι σημαινει αυτο?

[Jean]

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

 

τι σημαινει αυτο?

 

 

H υπεραπλουστευση (ειναι μια θεωρια γνωστη με τον ορο ριντακσονισμος) ειναι η φιλοσοφια οτι η ψυχολογια αναγεται στη βιολογια, η βιολογια στη χημεια, η χημεια στη φυσική και τελος η φυσική στη μαθηματικη λογική. Αρα, συμφωνα με τη θεωρια της υπεραπλουστευσης, μπορω να σε καταλαβω μονο με τη λογική χωρις να εχω ανθρωπινο εγκεφαλο.

 

Σ' αυτο φανταζομαι βασιζεται ολη η θεωρια της τεχνητης νοημοσυνης...

[ΒΙΚΥ]

Psssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Τι μαθαίνει κανείς στο parents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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